March 2012
February 2012
You poor thing. We should switch places because my mom has this DVR’d right now at my house. :(
Have you checked Hulu?
veganfemme:
LOGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!
Where else can I watch this week’s Drag Race y’all? I need my fix!
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How I can tell I'm almost completely jaded:
I actually scoffed at an email announcement that an old friend is getting married.
I should probably drink myself under the table after I finish all this fucking homework and unstick whatever has been wedged up my asshole for the past month or so.
herestothehalcyon:
The Golden State - John...
: wat i plan to do for cafe dude's bday →
Fucking terrific.
burntmytaintintheshower:
i am going to bring a balloon to his work, a balloon tied to a DGK tek dek finger board. i am going to give him a homemade happy meal: his favorite Vons bakery sandwich and a surprise Green Lantern (his fav. super hero) party favor in the lunch bag.
i’m going to give him a card. the theme is…
Two things
It’s weird when you realize that your ex-husband married someone more perfect for him than you.
It’s also weird to love someone SO much, yet also want to strangle them.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one not evolving.
I’m watching The Original Kings of Comedy. I fucking love the parts where the comedians make fun of the audience. (pretty much the exact reason I don’t go to comedy shows, btw)
Confidential to Slackmo
I just saw that there’s a Descent Part two. My first thought: “I can’t believe those jackholes went down there again.”
