February 2012
Creating a match.com ad
What a joke.
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January 2012
Have you ever had a crush last eight years? Because I have. And sometimes it hurts.
Christ on a pogo stick, am I having an upside down day.
Have people started making meme greeting cards? Because there are a few I’d probably buy.
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I’m using the LoseIt app to keep track of what I eat. It’s cool because it gives me a calorie limit for the day and I either adhere to it and stay happy, or I totally blow through it and beat myself up for a day or two. Because I barfed my face off at 2am this morning, I wasn’t up for real meals today. So here is my food intake for today:
Breakfast: oatmeal from Caribou, chai...
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I met a guy at a party last summer and friended him on Facebook. He’s pretty hot and is totally into math*, but he’s kind of a douchebag. I will admit that I like looking at his photos on FB, but every goddamned status update is “Derby this” or “Derby that” and unless we’re dealing with fucking cute animals or stories about dead things, I can’t stand...
Thought process
I’m feeling rather lascivious. I can do one of the following:
a. random dude it up
or
b. call on a dude acquaintance to help out in the situation.
Both require talking to people and/or leaving the house.
I’ll just masturbate.
The end.
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson (via sabino)
Just a regular day
Hatin’ on life, missing a dude, wanting to drink my face off, watching bad porn while I put off going to the gym and grocery shopping. The usual.
Actually I’m pretty rarely hating life anymore. It’s not that things are superhappyawesome, it’s just that I don’t have time to brood and be miserable. But I do have time to write about it on Tumblr!
Tonight
I am taking lots of ibuprofen, wearing extra warm jammies, and watching “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. Because it’s been that kind of a weekend.
So, I helped embalm a body yesterday. I cut his armpit in search of the axillary artery (found it!) and then sutured him back up. I helped turn him over to clean the back of him and also to check for wounds/discoloring, and I realized my lack of upper body strength when I maneuvered the trocar around to embalm his cavities. I walked into a cooler with hundreds of bodies and saw one gentleman that...
Holy fucksticks. I start embalming TOMORROW. I’m not prepared! I don’t remember anything I’ve been taught! What if I get hungry in the middle of it? How will I get home afterward? My scrubs still make me look like an indigo colored sausagelady!
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My school’s website is about as helpful as, I don’t know,...
Perspective
Twitter reminded me tonight that I once had regular sex with a dude who had Tyrannosaurus Mex tattooed on his chest. Also, I was sad when he left me. I mean, how ridiculous is that?
Operation: Get fat and grow a beard 2012 is going...
hughbot:
It’s actually easier than I thought.
Next on my list of places to see: Madison, WI. Then Pittsburgh, PA.
Well, maybe on the Pittsburgh thing. I no longer have the love affair I once had with all things PA.
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So I took a trip.
With the exception of an overnight trip to Detroit in 2010 for school, and a day trip with Leslie to Indiana in 2011, I haven’t been outside of Illinois in quite a while. Haven’t been to a Brewers game since breaking up with James in 2008, haven’t been to Florida since 2006. I guess I’m glad to live in/near Chicago because sometimes it’s kind of like I’m always...
