1. zombies aren’t real. 

    20 hours ago  /  1 note

  2. This is what that baby looked like. Honest to jah.

    This is what that baby looked like. Honest to jah.

    21 hours ago  /  1 note

  3. OMG

    I totally just trolled someone’s ask box on tumblr for the first time. 

    I don’t feel very good about it. 

    21 hours ago  /  1 note

  4. shmemson asked: I stopped before I saw your post, so DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!

    I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, HOWEVER I WANT. WHATEVER YOU CAN OR CANNOT DO. yeah. 

    Anyway. I thought of you yesterday when I saw a baby that looked like the little dude from Twin Peaks. I was like, “Oh shit, Justin HAS to see this crazy shit…”

    21 hours ago  /  0 notes

  5. Shmemson, you motherfucker.

    Stop posting awesome videos on Tumblr. I’m writing a very angry, very serious letter to a teacher and I keep getting distracted by good tunes. And I refuse to take responsibility for not being able to stay on track. SO THERE. 

    Love, Jasmine

    21 hours ago  /  1 note

  6. Sorry, friends.

    Sorry, friends.

    21 hours ago  /  413 notes  /  Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees

  7. LOVVVVVVVVVE.

    shmemson:

    Sebadoh - Ocean

    This video began my lifelong love affair with pretty much anything Lou Barlow has ever done.

    22 hours ago  /  9 notes  /  Source: shmemson

  8. 22 hours ago  /  26,624 notes  /  Source: showslow

  9. random thoughts

    caught up on emails and tumblr. 

    have had a headache since Friday.

    listening to neverending ice cream truck song.

    could go for some dinner and pie right about now.

    really want to learn to shoot guns.

    1 day ago  /  1 note

  10. Also, ‘stop’. lol
fuckyeahelvislives:

and remember, ‘ow’ is not a good safe word. 

    Also, ‘stop’. lol

    fuckyeahelvislives:

    and remember, ‘ow’ is not a good safe word. 

    1 day ago  /  3,162 notes  /  Source: ivyatoms